He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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