Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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