so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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