Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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