haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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