I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Welp...herpes.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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