remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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