Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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