Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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