i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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