So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I love you.
Bad choice
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