yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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