But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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