As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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