when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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