Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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