I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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