p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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