I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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