Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
