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haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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