doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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