I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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