you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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