He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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