Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she woke up with a sticky ear
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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