so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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