i can't believe i had my finger in that
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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