It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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