Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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