I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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