my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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