Are we in a gay sports bar?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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