$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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