Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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