are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
