Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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