R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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