What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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