great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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