i just had sex bonerless
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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