Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
They have beer where we have blood.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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