hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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