Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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