I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
