i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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