North Korea, Best Korea!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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