So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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