This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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