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(501): View more from Arkansas

This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship

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(250): View more from British Columbia

It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group

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(334): View more from Alabama

She threw up in the hot tub how's your night

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(760): View more from California

running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you

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