I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just cut my nipple shaving
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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