I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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