Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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