Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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