Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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